Saturday, March 1, 2008

Ballet From My Butt

Ah, all shimmering goodness. And the choreography! Martha Graham would be proud. Like vibrant figures in free space.

That fiber supplement makes my shit kinda airy and somewhat rope-like. But they require virtually no wiping. Who knows what the red flecks are. Tomato chunks from a marinara sauce?

1 comment:

DookieMcLovin said...

That crap looks like it has loads of intestine chunks in it. Are you sure your pills aren't making parts of your colon fall out while smoothing the process?