Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Strip Tease Gone Bad

Hat tip to erstwhile contributor NMB.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

The Turd Twister!

From the manual:
Safety Considerations:

For your safety, maintain a firm grip on the the Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord. Think of it as your "rip-cord to relief", should you ever find the Turd Twister in an inappropriate, or uncomfortable location. The Safe-T-Floss™ System was engineered to work to the specifications of most major dental floss manufacturers, however, for maximum security and peace of mind, you may wish to employ a 30-lb test fishing line. Heavier cord is recommended especially for users that have a tendency to "sphincter-pinch" during extrusion.

Check it out.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Oompa-Loompadee poo

My 7-year old son and I found this wonderful little bit of low-tech fecal-centric joviality whilst surfing for the Oompa-Loompa songs.

It WAS the Chocolate Factory, after all.