What happens after someone tears you a new asshole

I've always thought they taste like shit...

 ...even without the human excrement added.

Someone defecated inside a supermarket freezer onto a bag of Totino’s Pizza Rolls, then covered the mess with another package of the treats, police told the TV station.

“I grabbed the bag, I felt something smushy on the bag, so I turned it over and there it was,” Wright-Johnson said. “I was upset, I was disgusted, I feel like I was violated.”

The ride home was miserable, she said, even though she quickly scrubbed off her hands.

“All the way home [my kids were] still were like, ‘Mom, I can smell it, I can smell it.’ I’m like, ‘I smell it too, baby.’”

 

Who knew...

 ...that cute little wombats have cubed poop?

https://gizmodo.com/scientists-learn-even-more-about-wombats-and-their-beau-1846159392

Hostile Architecture

This slanted toilet was designed to increase productivity and decrease smartphone use by being painful to sit on for more than 5 minutes.

18” long Bristol Type 4

Awwwww yeeeaahhhhh....

 

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