Thursday, February 28, 2008

Monkey See Monkey Doooooo!

While watching a nature show on cable, it became clear monkeys effectively communicate dissatisfaction with each other in their troupe by tossing shit at each other.

Imagine interludes during afternoon tea time where fighting is allowed with only weapons of fresh warm dookie balls and balloons filled up with spicy mexican induced diarrhea.

Who's Side Are You On?

Is it possible the contributors to this blog took a wrong turn during our evolution?

Protostomes (from the Greek: mouth first) are a taxon of animals. Together with the deuterostomes ... they make up the Bilateria... The major distinctions between deuterostomes and protostomes are found in embryonic development. In protostome development, the first opening in development, the blastopore, becomes the animal's mouth. In deuterostome development, the blastopore becomes the animal's anus.
Of course if you're a imbecile creationist, you believe that Ceiling Cat mixed up our mouths and asses on purpose.

Motley Crew

Since I started taking my namesake fiber supplement several years ago, I usually take 2-3 dumps in fairly rapid succession each morning. This ragged looking troupe was today's second effort.Yesterday's production was unremarkable. But I experienced a rare afternoon defecation at work that was spectacular. Unfortunately, I was sans camera.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

My Humble Offerings

Clearly my piggies are bigger and went to market faster. However, they didn't lie to me, as I have extra anal perception (a true gift from God) and know the score before I turn to verify goodness.

I think there is a russian red curly pubic hair floating around down there as well. Of course this leads me to associate the current Cuban political event thru the 60s Cuban Missle Crisis. Sorta looks like a sunken Havanna cigar.

Which brings me to wonder before I flush what will become of the influx of Cubans free to come and go from Cuba to the US, and will the US crap on them as we have for 50+ years.

! Libertad para todos los cubanos !

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Three Little Pigs

Sometimes my anus lies to me. I would have told you that this was one big crap.

These three siblings also have some cousins down the well.

Monday, February 25, 2008


My turd's fervent desire was a moment of floating peace before its long journey to the sea. But it was not to be; instead my issue was startled by a ghost conjured by my daughter in the depths of the night!

Soon enough they were friends. In the end they both were glad to have a traveling companion.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

And God Said, "Let There Be Shit!"

This unoriginal idea of mine, years in the planning, has finally come to borne fruit. Welcome to the inaugural post on!

It turns out it can be difficult to get a good photo of one's poop without raising questions in the minds of one's family.