Thursday, December 22, 2011

Making a Deposit Before Making a Withdrawal

A man with "nervous bowels" craps in a bank parking lot before robbing it:

At least one supervisor inside the East Street bank anticipated trouble because a teller and a customer said they had seen a man "pooping" in the parking lot "and not being discreet" minutes before the 3:35 p.m. robbery, according to police.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Everybody poops...

...and if they don't, they're an android, and should be destroyed.

From the Folks at Bad Lip Reading.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Polishing a Turd

A Northern Irish man attempted to take polishing a turd to the next level, by turning shit into gold.
A Northern Ireland man who tried to turn his own faeces into gold by putting it on an electric heater has been jailed for three months. The bizarre experiment, carried out by Paul Moran, 30, caused around £3,000 worth of damage to his Housing Executive home in a block of flats at Derrin Park in Enniskillen in July.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

A serious message from the staff at Shitterbug.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Just a little ditty my 8-year-old son found while clicking around YouTube.

Thursday, March 17, 2011


"I knew I shouldn't have drank the water on Tatooine..."