Saturday, October 29, 2011

Everybody poops...

...and if they don't, they're an android, and should be destroyed.

From the Folks at Bad Lip Reading.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Polishing a Turd

A Northern Irish man attempted to take polishing a turd to the next level, by turning shit into gold.
A Northern Ireland man who tried to turn his own faeces into gold by putting it on an electric heater has been jailed for three months. The bizarre experiment, carried out by Paul Moran, 30, caused around £3,000 worth of damage to his Housing Executive home in a block of flats at Derrin Park in Enniskillen in July.