Sunday, April 20, 2008

A Visitor

It's been my intention all along to include visiting turds. This weekend I had occasion to visit a farm and use an old-fashioned pit toilet. I happened to have my camera.

Who knows the people outside the toilet thought of the camera clicks they heard.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Mini Me

Speaking of my daughter, let's get her in on the action!

Behold the turd of a two-year-old, nestled cozily in a bed of petroleum-derived absorbency.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008


This creatures reminds me of a superhero. Like a cousin of Thing, but made of feces.

But who ever heard of a superhero who couldn't swim? Shit Thing seems to be struggling for air.

Friday, April 4, 2008

A Family Affair

My daughter loves to classify things by size. So if she were to narrate this photo, she would say: "Daddy. Mommy. Big Sister. Me."

Really Old Shit

A blog about shit can't pass on the story of fossilized feces found in Oregon. It is apparently the oldest biological evidence of humans in North America ever found. Rock on, shit!

Photo by Jim Barlow, University of Oregon

Another Turd

So it's only been a month, but I'm getting kinda bored with photos of my own shit. My original concept for this blog was that anybody could post photos of their own shit or of any shit they cared to photograph.

So I guess it's time to get the word out about this blog and recruit other contributors. So far I know I have a readership of exactly one person besides myself. How can I turn that into millions?

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

No Foolin'!

Only one friend played an April Fool's joke on me. He got me good.

I pity the fool who didn't get to enjoy a satisfying shit like this today.