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Friday, January 30, 2015
Friday, January 23, 2015
LOG BOOK: THE MAN WHO KEPT A DIARY OF EVERY SHIT HE TOOK IN 2014
Intrepid reddit user captainmercedes kept a diary of every poop he had during 2014. He noted down every bowel movement in his captain’s “log book”—at what time he had one, its size, consistency, duration and many other relevant details. The information was kept in accordance with the Bristol Stool Chart—an academic shit comparison guide which experts use to classify the quality of turds from “nuts” and “liquid” to something that resembles “a sausage or snake.”
Thanks to AK for the link.
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
The Road Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree
My daughter, yesterday:
"I'm gonna start a band named Poop Nuggets. Our first single will be titled 'Last Night's Corn'"
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