DNA From Crime Scene Feces Tested Against Suspected Parolee
VALENCIA COUNTY, N.M. -- Detectives are interested in what a thief left behind in a string of burglaries in Valencia County.
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The thief used the bathroom and left his solid waste on display for the homeowner.
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The detectives on the case said they used the thief's calling card against him. The feces went into evidence and the state crime lab extracted DNA from it.
"We ended up getting a hit," [Detective] Rivera said.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Authorities Use Feces To Find Suspected Thief
Special correspondent junglerock, who reported the turd-spelunker story below, send word of another turd-related story from ABC affiliate KOAT in Albuquerque:
Two-time turd-spelunker caught peering up from the bottom of pit latrines again
boing boing reports:Portland's Gary Moody has been caught -- for a second time -- hiding inside a pit latrine at a campsite. The first time he claimed he'd dropped his wedding ring (authorities sieved the biomass and found no ring); this time he claimed he'd dropped his shirt. In an affidavit, he describes himself as having an "outhouse problem."
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
An iPhone App for Shitterbugs!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Like Father, Like Daughter
Today I met my wife and daughters at a local park for lunch. After we had finished lunch and had been playing for a while, my 5-year-old announced, "I have to go poop."
"OK", we said, "just hold on and we'll go to Daddy's office."
"I can't! It's coming out!"
"Well just try to hold it in."
We all started walking to the car, with her trailing behind.
"It came out my pants."
Sure enough, there was a little goat nugget on the ground. [Did we pick it up? Fuck no!]
As with most parental issues, I had to laugh. Wife laughed, too. Because when I was a kid I very often would "forget" to go inside when I had to shit and when I crapped in my pants I would just wiggle my pants leg and let the little balls of shit tumble out. Fortunately I (and she) tended to have pretty solid turds. Although I also remember going behind bushes and removing sloppy underwear and disposing of it.
"OK", we said, "just hold on and we'll go to Daddy's office."
"I can't! It's coming out!"
"Well just try to hold it in."
We all started walking to the car, with her trailing behind.
"It came out my pants."
Sure enough, there was a little goat nugget on the ground. [Did we pick it up? Fuck no!]
As with most parental issues, I had to laugh. Wife laughed, too. Because when I was a kid I very often would "forget" to go inside when I had to shit and when I crapped in my pants I would just wiggle my pants leg and let the little balls of shit tumble out. Fortunately I (and she) tended to have pretty solid turds. Although I also remember going behind bushes and removing sloppy underwear and disposing of it.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Product Placement
An excellent product for the aspiring shitterbug. Combine sculpture and photography!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
My Next Million
I laid a very long, perfectly straight turd in the toilet at my office just now, very similar to DookieMcLovin's long hard shit dick, but with one little round testicle to one side. I named it "Lance Armstrong". Unfortunately, I did not have any photographic equipment at hand, and I draw the line at having to run out of the office restroom to grab a camera and run back into the restroom.
Not having a camera handy is a constant problem for this Shitterbug contributor. But necessity is the mother of invention, so I just came up with the next great thing in the toiletry arts. Most of us have camera-phones these days, but why are there no "camera-toilets"? A small camera could be embedded in the underside of the toilet seat, facing down into the bowl. When the deed was done, and the depositor operated the flush handle, a photo would be snapped just prior to the corny goodness disappearing into the shitty hereafter. The camera-toilet could include a wireless network connection to upload the new image directly to Shitterbug!
Not having a camera handy is a constant problem for this Shitterbug contributor. But necessity is the mother of invention, so I just came up with the next great thing in the toiletry arts. Most of us have camera-phones these days, but why are there no "camera-toilets"? A small camera could be embedded in the underside of the toilet seat, facing down into the bowl. When the deed was done, and the depositor operated the flush handle, a photo would be snapped just prior to the corny goodness disappearing into the shitty hereafter. The camera-toilet could include a wireless network connection to upload the new image directly to Shitterbug!
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