Tuesday, May 5, 2015

PoopLog!

PoopLog is a free application that allows you to track your bowel movements using the Bristol Stool Scale on your Android powered device. Once you record the type of bowel movement, volume, and time, PoopLog allows you to attach a note, attach a photo, and even allows you to share any part of your entry with other installed applications (such as Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, SMS, Email, etc..).

I can't wait until I start seeing PoopLog shares on Fecebook!"

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

When Will They Learn?

One of these days companies will learn that you can't let the public "customize" your brand.

My 11-year-old daughter created this custom potato chip flavor.

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Poo Cards

For your pleasure: Poo Cards!

From the wonderful folks at Edible Anus.

Friday, January 30, 2015

Friday, January 23, 2015

LOG BOOK: THE MAN WHO KEPT A DIARY OF EVERY SHIT HE TOOK IN 2014

Intrepid reddit user captainmercedes kept a diary of every poop he had during 2014. He noted down every bowel movement in his captain’s “log book”—at what time he had one, its size, consistency, duration and many other relevant details. The information was kept in accordance with the Bristol Stool Chart—an academic shit comparison guide which experts use to classify the quality of turds from “nuts” and “liquid” to something that resembles “a sausage or snake.”

Enjoy!

Thanks to AK for the link.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Road Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree

My daughter, yesterday:

"I'm gonna start a band named Poop Nuggets. Our first single will be titled 'Last Night's Corn'"