The Franken Berry Stool (aka red poop)

Ever eaten a whole box of cereal and discovered that all those delicious dyes are just as bright on the way out as on the way in? This writer knows of someone who ate a box of Kaboom! only to find his leavings tinted a rich mossy green. This phenomenon warranted a write up in the medical journal Pediatrics way back in 1972 when a Frankenberry eating lad was hospitalized for suspected rectal bleeding. Cooler heads eventually prevailed and Red No. 2 and No. 3 were proven to be the culprits. Our friends at BoingBoing have the story.

The Poo App to End All Poo Apps

Yeah, it's been far too long between dumps here at the old Shitterbug. The only way to come back is to come back with an explosive post that will rock your bowels and rock them in a good way. The kind folks at Avatar Labs have created that digital poop diary your sphincter has been puckering for. Yes, it's The Poo Log!

Plus, they have created three incredible videos starring a guy dressed in a turd costume! No doubt this was a role of a lifetime requiring only the most resourceful method actor. To have played a shit in three :30 YouTube videos would make anyone die a happy man, no? You can find this most amazing app here http://apps.avatarlabs.com/poo/

The Dirty Library is the Tumblr You've Been Waiting For

Yes, The Dirty Library is here to ruin everything about your childhood that hasn't already been destroyed.

HOWTO synthesize poop for turd-transplants with a robotgut

Thank you to the fine people at boingboing.net

The Poop Cycle

You Know Who You Are!

Sack of Shit from the folks who brought you Bag of Dicks

Just when your search for turd magnets had come up empty, Laughing Squid points you to Etsy for these handsome little devils. While you're there pick up a Bag of Dicks for the wife and kids.