An hour ago I took a dump. It occurred to me that it was probably from the last meal I ate on vacation and constituted the last physical evidence of the trip. So sad. I neglected to take a photo. I have only my memories.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Making a Deposit Before Making a Withdrawal
A man with "nervous bowels" craps in a bank parking lot before robbing it:
At least one supervisor inside the East Street bank anticipated trouble because a teller and a customer said they had seen a man "pooping" in the parking lot "and not being discreet" minutes before the 3:35 p.m. robbery, according to police.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Everybody poops...
...and if they don't, they're an android, and should be destroyed.
From the Folks at Bad Lip Reading.
From the Folks at Bad Lip Reading.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Polishing a Turd
A Northern Irish man attempted to take polishing a turd to the next level, by turning shit into gold.
A Northern Ireland man who tried to turn his own faeces into gold by putting it on an electric heater has been jailed for three months. The bizarre experiment, carried out by Paul Moran, 30, caused around £3,000 worth of damage to his Housing Executive home in a block of flats at Derrin Park in Enniskillen in July.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
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