A serious message from the staff at Shitterbug.

Just a little ditty my 8-year-old son found while clicking around YouTube.

StormPooper

"I knew I shouldn't have drank the water on Tatooine..."

Music Video of the Month

Important Procedural Documentation

Lecturer Gaye Kyle provides detailed instructions on How to Perform a Digital Removal of Faeces.

The highlights:

• Inform patient of imminent examination
  
• Insert non-latex gloved, lubricated index finger slowly and gently, encouraging the patient to relax. Use one finger only.
  
• In scybala type stool is present (Bristol stool scale type-1) remove one lump at a time until no more faecal matter can be felt.
  
• In the case of a solid faecal mass, push the finger into the middle of the mass, split it and remove small pieces with hooked finger until no more faecal matter can be felt.
  
• If the faecal mass is too hard, larger than 4cm across and is impossible to break up, STOP and refer to the medical team for a possible digital removal of faeces under general anaesthetic.

Santorum 2012

In response to this article, Shitterbug would officially like to wish former Senator Rick Santorum a happy bid for President of the United States, should he so choose to run in 2012.

The Circle of Life

How come they never include this endearing story in Disney animated features? They show the mother robin feeding the chicks, but what about the rest of the story shared by The 15 Minute Lunch?